draw with this wall


photo by rex
Wall Street, the 80s. Patrick Bateman sits at a conference table with his fellow stockbrokers. He removes a silver case from his pocket. One of his colleagues leans across, smirking.

"Is that a gram?"

"New card. Whaddya think?"

Bateman slides his card across the table; it's off-white, with the words PATRICK BATEMAN: VICE PRESIDENT centred and embossed in black.

The assembled party gasp in admiration.

"Very nice."

Bateman leans back in his chair.

"Picked 'em up from the printers yesterday."

"Good colouring."

"That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Grail."

Another broker interrupts.

"It's very cool, Bateman, but..."

He whips out his card, laying it next to Bateman's on the table. Off-white with the words ROBERT VAN PATTEN: VICE PRESIDENT centred and embossed in black, it is basically indistinguishable.

"Egg shell, with Roman."

Bateman smiles bitterly.


Now a third broker pulls out his card. It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads TIMOTHY BRICE: VICE PRESIDENT.

"Raised lettering, pale nimbus."

"Impressive", Bateman mutters. "Let's see Paul Allen's card."

The room falls silent as the third broker produces an absent colleague's card.

Bateman speaks in voiceover.

"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness."

His face creases in horror.

"Oh my God. It even has a watermark
Aug 29, 2017 10:46
LMAO.. i had to sell my f50 the other day. needed space
Aug 29, 2017 10:49
The f50 was a slower model anyway ..some people actually look down on it ..the design had some flaws .but I think over all it was a nice car
Aug 29, 2017 10:57
i did keep the f40, its evil predecessor. its a deathtrap. i love it.
Aug 29, 2017 11:01